Fantasy Writing

Ahhh lovely warm bed. oh god my stomach… I gotta go toilet FAST! I rush out my bed into the toilet i'm going so fast I trip I fall into the toilet. I plummet falling straight down into the toilet bowl. “Hmm never knew my toilet was so large, how am i still falling? Wow there's a water fall all around me. THUD. Whats this rave music and strobe lights. I turn around, “what the heck! why are their dancing toilets!”

“Yo yo yo man welcome to the toilet rave, its yah boy Chamber Pot, Over here we have the Grape Juice, over there we have the Doritos. So do you like?” Chamber Pot says.

“Wo wo wo wah,”

Chamber Pot looks behind him and screams. The music cuts out and it goes all dark. “You wot m8?!” Thud thud thud! The lights come back on, all the toilets were having a brawl, I look up “I gotta get out of here!” I look up “Wow thats a big climb,” I look to my left “EXIT,” It says “Oh how convenient,” I sprint to the exit, toilets are dropping all around me. I blast through the door, I trip over I fall and hit my hard vinyl floor “Mate want some bacon?” My Mum says.

“Nah I lost my appetite,” I say

“How?” Mum replies

“Long story,” I sigh