Green.

Green is the sense of grass touching your skin.

Green is the taste of Kiwi Fruit on a hot summers day.

Green smells like fresh mint from the garden.

Red.

Red is what runs through your veins.

Red is what the colour of the delicious apple I crunch down on.

Red is the chopped up chilli burning in my mouth.

Fantasy Writing

Ahhh lovely warm bed. oh god my stomach… I gotta go toilet FAST! I rush out my bed into the toilet i'm going so fast I trip I fall into the toilet. I plummet falling straight down into the toilet bowl. “Hmm never knew my toilet was so large, how am i still falling? Wow there's a water fall all around me. THUD. Whats this rave music and strobe lights. I turn around, “what the heck! why are their dancing toilets!”

“Yo yo yo man welcome to the toilet rave, its yah boy Chamber Pot, Over here we have the Grape Juice, over there we have the Doritos. So do you like?” Chamber Pot says.

“Wo wo wo wah,”

Chamber Pot looks behind him and screams. The music cuts out and it goes all dark. “You wot m8?!” Thud thud thud! The lights come back on, all the toilets were having a brawl, I look up “I gotta get out of here!” I look up “Wow thats a big climb,” I look to my left “EXIT,” It says “Oh how convenient,” I sprint to the exit, toilets are dropping all around me. I blast through the door, I trip over I fall and hit my hard vinyl floor “Mate want some bacon?” My Mum says.

“Nah I lost my appetite,” I say

“How?” Mum replies

“Long story,” I sigh

April 20th 1915

Hello Mother if I get this right it should get to you by June.We are heading for Gallipoli it should be easy to take, we are going to land their in approximately 5 days (so april 25th) I hope you get this before June i'm just writing to tell you im okay write back as soon as you can.

Love from

Your Son Peter

The Unborn Meme

1st of Memevember 1337

Once there was a egg, in that very egg was an unborn meme every scrub thought it was a normal meme but little did they know it was was a hybrid it was crossed with lenny and kappa he was one to rule them all.

420 Months latter…

The meme was hatching he poped out with a turtle beach headset and a MW2 intervention he screamed into the mic “u wot m8!” The 12 year old scrubs stared at the meme they started crying Mountain Dew.

The meme scientists (FaZe) gave him the codename LeKapp that kept him in containment they didnt even feed him doritos only supplied Mountain Dew he soon died of mountain dew overdose.

RIP LeKapp.

How To Make Meme Juice

WARNING IF INGESTED TO MUCH JUICE YOU WILL SUFFER WITH ETERNAL MEMES!

Ingredients

1. Razer Krakens
2. Sanic
3. MW2 Intervention
4. 420 Lenny Faces ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. 69 Bags of doritos
6. A spookey skeleton 2spookey5u
7. 1337 litres of Mtn Dew
8. MLG cauldron (can be gifted on steam by Gabe Newell)
9. 420 Scrub lords
10. A stove (very rare card drop)

Steps

1. Put your cauldron on the ground
2. Gotta go fast to get catch sanic and forcefully shove him in the cauldron (rip sanic)
3. Smother sanic with doritos (put in the cauldron)
4. Pour Mtn Dew into the cauldron
5. Tear up lenny faces and sprinkle it into the cauldron.
6. Turn on the stove
7. Slowly drop in the spooky skeleton
8. Quickscope the 420 scrubs with your Intervention
9. Put in the scrublord

Final Step:

10. Put on Razer Krakens wait 1337 years drink the meme juice and you will be able to quickscope and make the best memes.

Enjoy Scrublord

Limericks

There once was a boy named Snoop

He had to clean his dogs poop

He had a lion

Dat was always crien’

He now eats hula hoops

There once was a man named ham

He got hit by a van

The driver was arrested

Turns out he was mexican

Now his gravestone says “spam”

There once was a boy named Joseph

He collected Justin Bieber posters

He hated people who killed him in COD

And now he plays with mods

He is now rotting and hopeless

There once was a boy named Kaia

He liked to play with fire

He lived in Kenya

With his hen, ya!

He now lives in the Shire

There once was a guy named Dan

He got hit by a man in a dodgy van

He went to hospital

Then to a hostel

He now eats out of cans