Limericks

There once was a boy named Snoop

He had to clean his dogs poop

He had a lion

Dat was always crien’

He now eats hula hoops

There once was a man named ham

He got hit by a van

The driver was arrested

Turns out he was mexican

Now his gravestone says “spam”

There once was a boy named Joseph

He collected Justin Bieber posters

He hated people who killed him in COD

And now he plays with mods

He is now rotting and hopeless

There once was a boy named Kaia

He liked to play with fire

He lived in Kenya

With his hen, ya!

He now lives in the Shire

There once was a guy named Dan

He got hit by a man in a dodgy van

He went to hospital

Then to a hostel

He now eats out of cans